sure or not?

does nazri aziz come from the same gene swamp as britney spears? or is his favourite theme song, “oops i did it again!“? reading his latest statement on the government not wanting to spend any more money on undergraduate scholarship to send our brightest tools overseas, seems reason enough to remind us that even trailer park trash have rather quaint views. here’s what he has to say (with my comments in [*]) as reported by MalaysianInsider, which is a riot (well, i’m referring to what he had to say).

PERKASA – Public ERectile dysfunction “K”rackhead junkie whore ASshole-itis Association

… and that my friend, is what PERKASA means to me. and the tubby lard-o who leads it can fuck his little stubbie in all his racist gumbo pie.

PERKASA is what ails the malay people and it is also the sole reason why non-malays will never take malays seriously. it is one big fattie joke. i dunno, are there malays out there who are embarrassed by this whinger of an NGO? what rights can you hope to preserve if you don’t even work for it? it’s the horse and trough samba party all over again.

you can have all the resources thrown at you and shoved up your behinds, but if you still can’t compete…. i can only surmise 2 things. either the malays genetically stupid, or it’s a scam to make money for nothing.  and no, uh-huh… don’t blame the chinese or the indians for your own misadventure and lack of foresight. and by the way, this is not a political ploy, too.

obviously, there are plenty of fair minded malays out there who tak malas and are good in their respective fields of employment or business (and this is not me being apologetic. like the truth, they ARE out there). they are mostly quiet and apparently don’t like to rock the boat. why i don’t know. must be a social peer pressure thing. fuck that and grow up.  if najib can fuck rosmah, we can all learn to love and care for one another better. instead of being subservient.

so who are these malays who pander and suck PERKASA cock…. mostly likely malay people who are always having a hard time but enjoy rentseeking. if the are educated, then likely the read the wrong book growing up. if they are uneducated, its likely they are in fear…. clearly a job BN has done very well with this divide and conquer bullshit. also, if they are too smart for their own good, then they’d support PERKASA cock and bull, as there is nothing better than to keep people in their place, ie. the malays. keep them retarded and you keep a bogeyman alive.  the only reason for doing stupid shit like that is so that you can keep non-malays living in fear and at the same time continue to propagate the subsidy mentality.

and oh, Dr M, when you die of old age…. and they decide to give you a state funeral, i’ll probably be at my man cave, drinking from a beer can and jacking off to all those hunnies coming by for your funeral. you ARE the bane of a progressive malaysia. i only hope you live up to 2020 to find out that your stupid visi, well, didn’t turn out. and i also hope the PR government comes into power… so during the funeral, kit siang, karpal, anwar and nik aziz can all say with a straight face….”oh, he was a good father and a great husband…” and then pull the middle on TV.

Dr M, you have got to be the biggest hypocrite in town or the country or the earth or galaxy (depending on how he affects you), in my book. please note that, you DO NOT have the wisdom of a statesman or a temperate leader. if you did, operasi lalang would never have happened, the judiciary wouldn’t be the mess it is right now or ever, the muslim religion wouldn’t be so talibanised, the cronies would not have abused the bumiputera privileges at the expense of the poor and deserving, and the social development and planning of this country did not have to be held back by shitty quack dreams like proton (what a shit car the saga and the waja were, for me at least).

all these were eventually money down the drain. and for supporting that PERKASA cock porno theatre, you ought to be institutionalised. your legacy? what legacy? you just threw it into a woodchipper.

the popTV dudes should have a new parody segment for PERKASA, “oh PERKASA, they say the darndest things”. and then get that tubby lard-o to just be himself.

so there, i’ve said it. PERKASA? puh-leaze….

schadenfreude – breakerfall… only love, can break ‘er fall….

delighting in others’ misfortunes. that’s what it means.

i can tell you that i’m feeling this right now. feeling it by the truckloads. it’s not that i’m being mean. but all this considered. i’m glad i’m feeling it.

after getting the shaft emotionally and being left a nervous wreck. i really deserved this quick moment on a lounge settee with glass of whiskey and a cigar in hand (just the visual only). i’m relishing this, really.

why shouldn’t i?

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new way, new life [the thugsoul 12" remix]

this article first appeared under the good graces of the putik lada column in the Star and was published on 7-1-2010. there was a 1000 or so word limit restriction. and boy did i feel restricted. the article was eventually edited, not censored, mind you. and i was fine with it.

so here it is in full. it may not necessarily be a better read or you could be worse off, wasting your time with this. the additions have been placed in square brackets.

you get past the headaches, it’s still “all surface no feeling”.

dina zaman certainly got a rise out of me with her latest article. at the end of it, this can be found.”The writer does not know which gives her more headaches: inter-racial romances or getting back into the game.” this is what i got to say about it. it’s almost always in equal measure. and to a large degree i can relate with dina’s article.

i remember the time when…

my dad’s in his twilight years. it’s not getting any easier.

rearviewmirror

this is waaay overdue. i was supposed to get down to writing up my report on the pearl jam perth gig by monday but i fucked up. so, on my behalf, i’m terribly sorry about the delay. i haven’t got any real good photos or sounds from the gig but i’ll tell you this. it was amazing.

the tour poster for perth

given to fly – 20-10-2009

i was prattling on with shan and kenny at the hawker shop in Ipoh over lunch about my new found lust for life and about growing up with a  loved one…(here and here). in this case, pearl jam. this new found push to the fold may be timid or insignificantly tame, but i’ll take what i can get.