there were no persons of jewish faith or affiliation harmed during the publication of this post.

November 10, 2011

unbelievable. this malaysian obedient wives club. the title of their recently launched book,”Sex in Islam — Wage War Against Jews To Return Islamic Sex To The World” must read like suicide bomber’s sex manual. let’s hope these stupid bitches fuck their stupid husbands and spontaneously explode. saves the world from rubbish like this.

i’m a muslim, so inevitably, the first question that popped in my mind was, do i think of jewish people when i think of making love, sex or even think of some alone time? i couldn’t give myself a straight answer. i mean do i think of natalie portman or even kat dennings (i prefer kat), while i’m doing the horizontal mamba? thinking about them may have been a prelude, but no, i don’t think so. neither have i, in the throes of passion scream, “grind me you jew oppressor/de-filer/outrager or sexy jew bitch mistress or any other kinky term of endearment“.

so when i saw the press release and the video of their press release, i thought to myself. sex has become commonplace and no longer the intimate act it was supposed to be. even them pious bitches know that. after all, if sex in islam was really that awesome and can potentially “rock your world”, why does it need to be justified with a reference to our dear jewish brothers and sisters.

were they a major and deciding factor when you decide to fall in love with that balak of yours? i think its just people unclear of the concept of marketing or public relations. did the obedient wives go about thinking, “hey i’m gonna have your muslim babies, because i like all these hot looking jewish men running around with their bare bods and love for hummus (yes, another stereotype – do ALL jewish people love their hummus? i don’t think so, but i look forward to an interesting answer) and they are going simply going to impregnate me just by me thinking of them. fuck me, you good “pray 5 times a day” muslim man“.

i’m very curious about jewish people or persons professing the jewish faith. i have met a few when i was in university, but they were very odd when they found out i was a muslim. with the amount of bad blood in the middle east, and me being asian, i guess it was easier for me to turn the other cheek. so yeah, i don’t have jewish friends, simply because of my social circle but that don’t mean i won’t love them to bits. you know what they say, there are only good people and bad people.

my faith was never defined by the israel-palestinian conflict, but somehow the people who purport to speak for me on matters of faith have seen fit to exploit that conflict to be solely religious. i have my views on it, both sides may not agree with it. there are no easy answers, and any solution demands onerous sacrifice from both parties at the negotiating table. let’s leave it to the experts, even though this has been going on for decades.

generally, for judaism and islam to have an intertwined history of shared or similar beliefs and outlook, it is amazing that both have ended up in such spiteful enmity. i for one, can only say that my sex life is mine, and it has nothing to do with anyone except that fine woman standing right in front of me. maybe i can role play with her, get her to put on a full-on tudung and i put on a songkok, and hammer out the details.

 

a new header and a new chapter in democracy

July 9, 2011

been such a long hiatus. but today is important enough to warrant a mention. Read the rest of this entry »

coincidence or crack in effect?

February 10, 2011

there are no videos here or youtube-ing to be done. if you are interested enough to figure this out for yourself, you’ll be rewarded.

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resolute and tempered

January 28, 2011

oh-ho… it’s been a while since my last post but anyone who did basic math would have realise that. i’ll start of with the familiar. new year resolutions.

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an ode to 156

November 19, 2010

ah, more passion. i still think passion pit is the pits. i like electro. that i’m sure off, but not them cutie, un-jantan-ish blokes who look like modern cookie cutter music institute nut sacks. plus, my definition of passion is so old school you could nail the bugger on a cross.

i really cannot relate to this rubbish. my main problem with it, is the singing. or is it singing to begin with? i saw a video of their live gig. it was atrocious. you can never go wrong with singing in falsetto. but this idiot actually is a genius of a retard, by making it sound really chalkboard like. it grates. like hell. like rugburn.

musically, there is something to look forward to. in very minute doses. just have to can that wolly of a singer. only time will tell if the next album is a cracker.

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October 22, 2010

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a strange turn of events…

September 9, 2010

today, i went to work. not in the usual sense of hitting the office.

i set out to run errands and meet up with people, on the basis that i had to circulate, i guess. i’m now on my own and it can be rather quiet.

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hey, ms lim chia tchi….

August 5, 2010

remember the reading festival.

tun(e) in and out of an urban myth

July 30, 2010

it was an interesting day yesterday for a few reasons, but the one that piqued the most interest was of course tun dr ling liong sik being charged with cheating in relation to the PKF scandal. i’m not holding my breath for a conviction, afterall, when it comes to high profile trials (non-preventive law types) you can be sure the AG’s chambers makes it their life mission to trip over their shoelaces, face first.

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Information on my father’s passing.

June 25, 2010

dear all,

my father passed away peacefully at about 2.30 p.m. today. my father’s remains will be brought to my grandaunt’s home at No. 62, Jalan 21/18, SEA Park, 46300 Petaling Jaya, Selangor Darul Ehsan (a corner lot terrace house and a mere 100 metres away from the Paramount LRT station).

You are cordially invited to pay your last respects from 6.00 pm today (25-6-2010) till whenever.

We expect my father’s remains to leave for the burial grounds at kajang at 10.00 am tomorrow (26-6-2010).

We will let you know more at our grandaunt’s home later today. if you are unable to attend today, do not worry. I will update the further details later tonight at 10.00 pm.

thank you.


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